BONGS4JESUS
20.00 - 60.00
Our lord and saviour, absolutely blasted.
This one features Jesus himself hauling on a bong like he’s turned water into something far more useful. Equal parts sacred, filthy, and wildly inappropriate, it’s the kind of coaster that’ll either get a full-body laugh or get you uninvited from Christmas.
Perfect for sinners, stoners, shed bars, and anyone who likes their home decor a bit more blasphemous than beige.
The boring but important shit:
Made from 100% acacia wood, fitted with plastic feet, and finished in gloss so the cheeky bastard lasts as long as possible.